Thursday, October 11, 2018

5 Ways Out of The Closet: an essay for National Coming Out Day, 2018

It's National Coming Out Day!


Yes, October 11 is the day we celebrate being able to come out of the closet, whether as gay, bisexual, transgender, non-binary, asexual, pansexual, or any number of things. (Or some combination thereof.) While the number of people who identify themselves as being part of the LGBT community is rising, there are still plenty of us who are in the closet. And that's okay. If, when, and how to come out is a personal choice. There are literally hundreds of ways to go about it, so in celebration of the day, I thought I'd share five coming out stories. These are all 100% true, gathered from people in my life.

As you read along, see if you can guess which one is mine.

Interested In...?

A 13-year-old girl, thanks to recent exposure to Liz Gillies in Victorious, has realized she's into girls as well as guys.


(Seriously, you can't show a young gay this and expect her to not fall in love.)

She knows her parents will be fine with it. Some of her friends, she's not so sure, but her parents, she's certain about. She debates how to go about telling them -- or if she even wants to tell them. It's not like anything will change, and frankly, sitting them down and starting a personal discussion sounds like a real drag. Not to mention like it'd be a lot of work. So, what's a girl to do?

She changes her "interested in" on Facebook and figures, if they notice, they notice.

Genius.

What Friends Are For

For the past six months, a girl has been lying to her best friend. Which she feels really shitty about, but whatever. She's been confiding in her friend about advice for romancing a boy she's interested in, and the friend, like any true pal, has been guiding her as best she can.

One fateful day at lunch, the girl decides she's done lying, and decides to just go for it.

"There's something important I need to tell you. It's kind of a big deal. The boy I like..."
"Wait, did he kiss you? Oh my God, did you kiss him?!"
"What? No! I wish. It's just... I've been saying I like a guy, but it's really a girl."
"..."
"..."
"...OHHHHHH. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Man, I wish I'd known that. No wonder my advice hasn't been working. Girls are totally different."

The girls then go back to eating their lunch as if nothing happened.

Strangers Behind a Screen

An extremely nerdy "straight" teenage girl joins a small, Harry Potter-based roleplay group online. Although her writing is atrocious, she has a great time, playing Astoria Greengrass. She decides to play Astoria as a bisexual girl who doesn't yet realize she's bisexual. Astoria quickly gains the nickname Oblivious Gay Astoria within the group.

Now, here's a fun fact: not even a month after the group folds, the "straight" girl realizes she's the Oblivious Gay.

Some months later, before this girl has discussed it with anyone in person, she bumps into another member of the group elsewhere online. The two discuss the group and their characters, and eventually get to discussing the inside jokes the group had -- including, of course, the legendary Oblivious Gay Astoria. The girl now fully recognizes and appreciates the irony. And she decides to go for it.

"To be honest," she says, "I think I may have been projecting a bit. Like two weeks after we closed, I realized I'm bi."
"Oh!" the other person responds. "That's great! I'm happy for you."

They then continue chatting, and the girl feels more at ease than she has in weeks. Every now and then, people on the internet can actually not be shitty.

Random Acts of Kindness

A panicking high school freshman outs herself to a complete stranger in the school bathroom, when said stranger notices her freaking out. The discussion goes as follows:

"Whoa, are you okay?"
"My skin is breaking out!"
"Oh, I feel that. Hopefully it'll clear up soon."
"I'm seeing a girl I really like tonight! I can't show up looking like this." And then, internally: Shit.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...I have some concealer in my bag. Want me to fix th--"
"Yespleasethankyou."

Psyche!

A college student sits in a psychology class that she is only taking because she needs more credit hours to graduate. They're on the chapter about human gender and sexuality, which she was already guessing would be a shitshow. And she was so right.

"I could never date a bisexual guy," a girl in the next row says. "I don't need the competition, or the worrying about cheating."

The student decides to chime in with, "That sounds more like a you problem. It's not like straight men don't cheat all the time."

The discussion continues, and a third student brings up their own bisexuality -- again, trying to debunk some ugly stereotypes. Emboldened, the first student speaks up once again.

"Whoever said bi people have twice as many options are full of it," she says. "Straight people think we're gay, gay people think we're straight. There's so much biphobia on both sides--we basically have to date each other, or die alone."

Much to her relief, this garners no reaction whatsoever, except for one guy mouthing "oh, shiiiiiit" to his friend, but she pretends not to notice that.



So... which story do you think is mine?

Have you decided?

Is that your final answer?

No matter which you picked, you're right... and you're wrong. Because one of those stories isn't mine.

All of them are.

Coming out isn't a one-time thing. It's a constant process for queer people, and it's never over. (At least, not until everyone stops assuming straight and cis is the default. But while I'm wishing, I may as well ask for an impeachment, too.) I've come out approximately... let's see, I want to get the number right here... a billion times. Sometimes more than once to the same people, when those people couldn't get a very simple concept through their heads. None of my experiences were particularity traumatic, and I laugh about them now, but you have to understand, all of those situations were terrifying, even if only for a split-second. And it's not over.

On TV and in movies, the coming out is always done in one, big dramatic speech, and then it's over. The character is just "out."

But that's not how it works in reality. For a lot of my life, I've been out to some people but not to others. (I've recently hit "fuck it," but it's a very recent development.) Straight, cis people reading this, I want you to know, you absolutely know someone who's queer, even if they haven't told you. If they decide to tell you, I am begging you to make it a painless experience. The world needs more pain-free coming out stories.

If you come out today, I'm proud of you. If you stay closeted for whatever reason, I'm still proud of you. Don't let anyone tell you when or how to come out; that's one choice that should be 100% yours.

Happy National Coming Out Day, everyone.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

BOOK REVIEW: The Oyster Thief by Sonia Faruqi

NOTE: This book is now available for purchase. I was given a free Advance Reading Copy by Pegasus Books in exchange for an honest review. If you would like to send me an ARC, please see this page.


TITLE: The Oyster Thief

AUTHOR: Sonia Faruqi

GENRE: fantasy, romance

PLOT SUMMARY: Coralline is a sweet, shy mermaid whose world is upended in three major ways. First, she's sacked from her job at a local clinic. Second, the merman of her dreams proposes to her. And third, a dangerous oil spill sends her little brother to the brink of death. Meanwhile, a human man, Izar, has created an invention that will bring him untold riches... as well as drive merpeople to extinction. When Coralline leaves home to try and find a way to save her brother, she crosses paths with Izar, recently turned into a merman for reasons neither of them can figure out. The two form an unlikely alliance to try and find a solution for both of their problems, before the oil spill can claim Coralline's brother's life, and before Izar's enemies can catch up to him.

FIRST THOUGHTS: I was super-stoked to receive an ARC of this! I love mermaids, and I had a lot of fun reading Sea Witch last year. While I wouldn't say The Oyster Thief is "like Sea Witch" (the plots are actually quite different), I would definitely recommend this to people who are fans of that book, or fans of mermaid mythology in general. While it did have its problem, I really enjoyed this one, and tore through it in three or four sittings. (Not that you'd be able to guess that, from how long I've taken to write this review... Sorry!)

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: This begins as a gender-flipped version of The Little Mermaid, but I was very pleasantly surprised when it veers off in a different direction and does its own thing. Retellings are great, but it's always nice when they take on a life of their own. I have mixed feelings towards the first third, which is mostly dedicated to setting up the circumstances under which Izar and Coralline meet. I really enjoyed Izar's sections, showcasing his work at Ocean Dominion, but the sections focusing on Coralline felt a bit draggy. The pace improved significantly when Izar and Coralline finally cross paths, and I always enjoy a good "get the thing" plot. My main gripe is that I wasn't fully invested in the romance (more on that in the section below), and since it was so integral to the plot, that kept me from being 100% into it. But that being said, I did really enjoy the overall plot of this book, especially concerning Izar's backstory.

8 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: Something of a mixed bag. Gleaning off other reviews of this book, I know the heroine Coralline is... divisive. But I liked her -- and I did find a lot of the criticisms of her to be kind of unfair. (The girl's brother is dying, she's got the right to panic.) One criticism I did agree with, however, is that she seems to act much younger than she's supposed to be -- I initially thought this book was YA and Coralline was supposed to be like... seventeen, eighteen years old. But she's supposed to be in her mid-twenties, which does make her seem a touch immature. In spite of my initial misgivings (since he's, ya know, introduced trying to drive a sentient species to extinction), I did wind up liking Izar, and I enjoyed watching him develop into a better person. However, I did find that development to be a bit rushed; I would've liked to see more time spent on his redemption arc. Consequentially, I also found it hard to believe that Coralline fell for him so quickly, especially since she has a perfectly nice fiance at home. Most of the side characters were pretty one-note (especially the antagonist of Izar's subplot, which was a real disappointment), but we did get one major exception: Coralline's boss at the clinic, Rhodoelma. I would totally read a book about her, she was great.

6 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: I thought that the author's descriptions of the ocean world where Coralline lives were just beautiful. You could really visualize this magical, undersea society, and I just loved reading about it. As mentioned above, I did have some problems with the initial pacing, but I was glad to see that that sorted itself out once Izar and Coralline actually did meet. Overall, I think Sonia Faruqi has a real talent with prose and descriptive writing, and she did a great job of creating her world.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: So my main complaint about this book is that nearly all the female characters besides Coralline (and her too, to an extent) seem to exist primarily based on their relationships to male characters. Even Rhodoelma, who I really loved, fell victim to this, which is a real shame since she was otherwise a really cool mentor character. In fact, aside from Rodoelma, and her mother's muse, Coralline doesn't seem to have any positive female relationships at all. In particular, Izar's human girlfriend seemed to exist only to be his human girlfriend, and cause some convenient plot tension. It just feels like a whole bunch of opportunity was wasted here, especially with regards to Coralline's relationships with her mother and Rhodoelma.

4 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: If you're looking for a fresh, fun take on The Little Mermaid, I'd definitely suggest checking out The Oyster Thief. It's a bit tropey, yes, but tropes aren't necessarily bad, and it was an extremely entertaining ride. I thought it created a fun world with a lot to offer, and it's a great read for anyone who's looking for some good fantasy fiction for adults. (Though there's no reason fans of YA wouldn't enjoy this one.) While I did have my issues with it, I enjoyed myself while reading, and I think others will, too. Who knows? Maybe mermaids will become the new hot Thing™ in the fantasy market. One can dream.

FINAL GRADE: 6.5 / 10


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An extra-special thanks to Tasneem for sending me an ARC of this book! I really enjoyed it, and I'm glad I got a chance to read it before it officially hit the shelves.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

TOP 5 WEDNESDAY: Classics I Wish Had Modern Adaptations

Top 5 Wednesday is a Goodreads group that posts a weekly "top 5" list for book reviewers to tackle! If you'd like to join in, the group is HERE.

This week's topic was classics I wish had modern adaptations!

As I've been binge-watching The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, and I've been thinking about all the other classics I want to see adapted similarly! 

I'm a huge fan of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, as well as modern adaptations of books in general, so this pretty much felt like it was tailor-made for me.

5. The Fall of the House of Usher



This is a short story by Edgar Allan Poe that I read in high school, and from the day I read it, I thought it would make an excellent short film set in the modern day. After all, there's no reason it couldn't be set in 2018 -- have a storm knock out the phone signal, or have a blizzard snow everybody into the house, and you're good to go. The story is simple, but incredibly spooky, and I'd love to see it come to life in a new way.

4. Twelfth Night



Besides She's the Man! (Which, don't get me wrong, is a hysterical movie that I will watch anytime.) This is my favorite Shakespeare play, and I think it has great potential for a modern update, especially since we live in a time that's so much more enlightened about gender and sexuality. (Viola is nonbinary, it's canon, fight me.) Also, the Malvolio subplot was made for the era of catfishing. Seriously, can't there be a webseries of this?

3. The Great Gatsby


I know this story is all about the pointless decadence and emptiness of the 1920s, but there's a reason it's still so popular to this day... some things never change. The 2013 film used a lot of modern music, and I'd love to see how it'd turn out taken a step further, moving the action up to modern-day. I'm not saying I guarantee it'd be good, but it'd certainly be interesting.

2. Dracula



The vampire craze that consumed the early 2010s may be over, but let's be real -- I'm never gonna be out of my vampire phase. We already have an excellent modern adaptation of Carmilla in the form of a webseries of the same name -- let's get one for the most famous vampire of them all! I'd love to see the classic, creepy gothic horror brought to life in the 21st century--



No. No. Not like that. Definitely not like that. No no no no no.

1. The Picture of Dorian Gray


PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN. I love this book so much, and I'd love to see its sense of horror and cynicism translated into a modern-day setting. (It'd also be nice to get a decent film version of it for once. But I digress.) Dorian Gray is a villain protagonist for the ages, and he'd fit in just as easily in 2018 as he did back in 1890. (Baby boomers think my generation is narcissistic? I'll show them narcissistic!) I'm not sure who I'd cast as Dorian, I just know that I need to see this movie that doesn't exist that I just made up.

If any of these adaptations exist and I somehow missed them, please tell me!

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BOOK REVIEW: Wintersong by S. Jae-Jones


TITLE: Wintersong

AUTHOR: S. Jae-Jones

GENRE: fantasy, romance

PLOT SUMMARY: Liesl's grown up hearing stories of the wicked Goblin King, and now, she's going to have to face him head-on. The King has claimed Lisel's sister Kathe as his new bride, and in order to recuse her, Lisel's going to have to journey through the enchanted Underground. Lisel has always been the responsible, protective older sister, and would do anything for Kathe... but what happens when the King becomes something other than her enemy?

FIRST THOUGHTS: I've noticed that this is a book that inspires very... passionate feelings, whether for or against. (Seriously, scrolling through the Goodreads reviews for this book is like walking through a field full of landmines.) I have a feeling that no matter what I say, I'm gonna piss someone off. So, is Wintersong good? Honestly... no. But that question is not the same as, "Is Wintersong enjoyable?" And the answer to that is, "Mostly!"

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: So the main reason I bought this book is because the plot summary had be thinking, "Labyrinth. It's Labyrinth." But that's not a criticism -- that is, after all, one of my favorite movies. I am just 100% convinced this book is the result of S. Jae-Jones watching Labyrinth as a young girl and being sad Jareth and Sarah didn't get married. (And I am completely on board. Is it a problematic ship? Yes. Absolutely. Totally. But she who is obsessed with Phantom of the Opera shouldn't throw stones.) The first half of the book is about Liesl's journey through the Underground, and I really enjoyed that part. I thought it was really creative, and I was so invested in her trials. So it was a real letdown when I got to the second half, and everything sort of started to fall apart. I will say that the second half is a good deal more original than the first, but it's also not nearly as engaging, and it's where I felt that Liesl's character started to get confused. More on that below.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: So Liesl is a... mixed bag. As a protagonist, she's easy enough to understand and relate to, but she also didn't feel very fleshed-out or relatable, and it feels like her personality does a total 180 halfway through the book. It often felt like her personality was just whatever it needed to be in order to move the plot forward, and that leads to a pretty wishy-washy protagonist. I did genuinely like the Goblin King, as well as Liesl's brother Josef, who I feel was underutilized. I just wish our heroine had had a more concrete identity, so it'd be easier to sympathize and root for her.

6 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: So with all my criticisms, you may wonder why I still said this book is enjoyable. Well... the writing is fantastic. The prose is absolutely beautiful, and it really does sweep you up in this enchanted, fantastical world. This is a pretty long book, but whenever I actually sat down and read it (yeah, that whole "read every day" resolution of mine? Didn't happen), I'd often read a hundred pages in one go. While there were sections that felt too wordy or too flowery, overall, I really loved Jae-Jones' writing style, and I'd be curious to see what else she's written.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: This is a very vanilla story, in that there are no POC, no queer people, and no disabled people. Nothing overtly offensive, but in a world full of diverse reads, the vanilla ones are always a bit of a disappointment. I did appreciate that the story avoided pitting Kathe (the girly-girl) and Liesl (the tomboy) against each other, but since Kathe wasn't used very much, she often felt more like a stereotype than a properly fleshed-out person. The romance is... well, it's definitely not as problematic as Labyrinth (probably helps that we're not seeing adult David Bowie trying to romance a 16 year old here), but I'm not gonna lie, it has issues. But those issues didn't stop me from enjoying the book, and I did genuinely like the couple. (Again, Phantom of the Opera. Stones. Not throwing them.)

4 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: This book wasn't quite what I was hoping for, but it was a pretty fun ride, and I'd recommend it to anyone who's looking for a dark, indulgent fantasy read. I'm debating with myself on whether or not to pick up the sequel... If you've read both books and have an opinion, let me know! (No spoilers!)

FINAL GRADE: 6 / 10


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Friday, June 8, 2018

AUTHOR INTERVIEW: Derek Milman


"Derek Milman was born in New York City, and studied English, Theater, and Creative Writing at Northwestern University. He started off as a playwright and screenwriter–his first play was produced in New York City right after he graduated college–and went on to receive an MFA in acting at the Yale School of Drama. As a classically trained thespian (Derek’s favorite word), Derek has performed on stages across the country, and appeared in numerous TV shows and films, working with two Academy Award winning film directors. [...] Derek currently lives in Brooklyn, where he writes fiction full time, wanders the waterfront staring at the Manhattan skyline, plays video games, and buys lime green hoodies made out of locally-sourced hemp."

This author bio was taken from Derek's website, which you can find here. I reviewed his upcoming debut novel, Scream All Night, and now have had the pleasure of interviewing him. Scream All Night is a dark comedy with a backdrop of schlocky horror movies, and it's out July 24, 2018. Don't miss it. You can find my review here.

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Did you always want to be a writer? What made you decide to peruse it as a career?

I've always been writing stuff--short stories, plays, screenplays--even if I took long breaks and didn't write much at all. But it was only about 2013 or so where I think the YA marketplace reached a certain point where I saw a way in, and thought, with my specific voice, I might find success. It was very much about the timing, and where I was creatively.

This is your debut novel. How long did it take, from the start of the writing process to finding out you were going to be a published author?

I got my agent with an earlier YA manuscript I wrote. I've stated this in numerous interviews and panels, so sorry if I'm repeating myself here, but I wrote SCREAM ALL NIGHT while that first manuscript was on submission. That first manuscript got very close--twice!--but didn't sell. SCREAM sold fairly quickly, so looking at just the window of SCREAM, I would say maybe a year. But my relationship with HarperCollins began about three years before that.

What was it like when you found out you were going to be published?

Wonderful relief. Some fear. Lots of excitement. A little bit of disbelief too.

What made you decide to write Scream All Night?

When I broke into the publishing world, people ask you if you have other ideas, and I had had this vague idea about a kid who inherits a horror studio from many years back. People reacted very strongly to it, whenever I told them. Then "life" happened. One of my best friends passed away very suddenly. I had to speak at her funeral. I wound up moving from Manhattan's Upper West Side, where I'd been living for a decade, to Williamsburg, Brooklyn, which was like moving to a different planet. All of this happened in like...a span of two weeks. There's a vivid dreaminess to Brooklyn that absolutely 100% went in to the writing of SCREAM. I can't pretend the whirlwind screwball tone, especially in the funeral scene from the first chapter, that I get asked about a lot, wasn't actually influenced by genuine loss, and is me dealing with that in my own weird way.

Scream All Night is heavily influenced by classic Hammer horror films. What's your favorite Hammer horror?

I listed it on my website, but I have to say Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires. It's a vampire movie crossed with a kung-fu movie. I mean, aren't you comforted we live in a world where that exists?

What are your top three horror movies, Hammer or not?

Rosemary's Baby. The Shining. The Exorcist. They just freak me out every time.

Who is your favorite character in Scream All Night and why?

Oren was a lot of fun to write, because he is so pernicious, yet childlike, self-destructive, yet naïve. Delusional, stubborn, but he's deeply flawed, damaged, but has a good heart. All his absurdities and his unique darkness proved a great challenge. He's one of my favorite creations.

Do you outline? Why or why not?

I do and I don't. I tend to take loose notes, sketch out ideas by hand in a notebook, sitting in a café. Then a lot of it gets filled out, comes alive, at home in front of the computer. The notes just prevent the blinking-mocking-cursor-on-a-white-blank-bright screen thing, that writers fear. I don't formally outline. It feels too regimented to me, like it's academic, not creative. But that's just me. I have a Master's Degree. I wrote a lot of papers in my life. I don't want to be reminded of homework.

If you could choose any three authors in history, living or dead, to have lunch with, who would you choose and why?

Arthur Rimbaud, because I know he would order Absinthe in the middle of the day and spout Symbolist poetry. Donna Tartt, because she's just so cool, and an absolute genius. And Hemingway, so he could take me to a bullfight and I could watch his reactions and how he forms thoughts. Although, I actually went to a bullfight when I was sixteen, in a small French town that bordered Spain. It was so violent and upsetting.

What's your advice for new authors?

Write as much as you can, whenever you can. Write when you feel inspired, and always take notes--on your phone's notes app, a notepad, whatever. Compile those ideas. They'll lead to something one day. No one path is the same. Just because you do something your own way doesn't mean you're doing it wrong. Do what feels best, and works best for you. That can include not writing every single day. You don't have to write every single day to be a real writer. Go see a movie sometimes.

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You can follow Derek on Twitter and Instagram, and you can find his website here. You can pre-order Scream All Night here.

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Thanks a million to Derek for agreeing to this interview! I can't wait for his first book to officially hit the shelves, and I look forward to his next work.

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Monday, June 4, 2018

BOOK REVIEW: Scream All Night by Derek Milman

NOTE: This book has not yet been released. I was given a free Advance Reading Copy by HarperCollins and Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review. This book will be released on July 24, 2018. If you would like to send me an ARC, please see this page.


TITLE: Scream All Night

AUTHOR: Derek Milman

GENRE: black comedy

PLOT SUMMARY: It's been a few years since Dario got himself emancipated from his difficult, uncaring father, and moved out of Moldavia. Moldavia Studios is more than just a horror movie production company; all the cast and crew members live in the giant castle where the film set is, and once you enter, it's notoriously difficult to leave. After he got emancipated, Dario never intended to go back. But when his older brother Oren calls and says their father is dying and arranging his own funeral (and his own death), Dario decides to return one last time. A wrench is thrown into that plan when the will is read... and Dario finds out that his dad wants him to run Moldavia.

FIRST THOUGHTS: Even though I don't watch horror regularly -- I'm too easily freaked out by jumpscares -- I have always had a soft spot for Hammer horror films. And, as you can probably guess from that summary, this book was heavily inspired by the schlocky horror movies that Hammer created. I wasn't quite sure what to expect from this going in, but just from the concept, I knew I wanted to give it a try. I'm really glad I did; it's not quite what I was expecting, but in a good way. (I will say, though, that I think Goodreads shelving this as "horror" is a bit of a stretch. For a book that's set in a horror movie studio and begins with someone blowing up, it's not very scary.)

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: There are basically two plots going on here: Dario's family drama, and Moldavia potentially going under. I thought that the two storylines were balanced extremely well, and I liked how they both tied in to each other. And, happily, this wasn't one of those books where I heavily favored one plot over the other; they both fit perfectly, so I loved them both. The story moved along remarkably quickly, considering it covers a couple months. I'm not 100% sure how I feel about the ending, but I can't get into the details without totally spoiling it. Overall, the book has a strong hook and an equally strong execution. (I would've liked to see more of Oren's script, though; that shit was hilarious.)

8 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: I LOVED Dario. He was hilarious, and surprisingly relateable despite his truly bizarre upbringing. I also loved his relationship with his best friend, Jude. (Jude was a great side character, and I lowkey wish he was in the book more.) Their friendship provided a lot of the book's sweeter moments in the middle of all the craziness. Oren was a mixed bag for me; he's a complete douche, but that's basically the point of his character. And he is definitely a douche with personality. I did think the love interest (whose name escapes me) was a little bland; she had a lot of potential, and some of her scenes with Dario were cute, but she sort of blended into the background.

8 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: This is another one of those books where I was hooked almost instantly. I got through about 90% of the book in one sitting -- the writing style is incredibly fun and easy to get into. I loved Dario's inner monologue, and a lot of his snarky comments actually made me snort out loud. My only real complaint is that I felt like the flashback scenes weren't quite as naturally sewn into the narrative as they could've been. Sometimes it felt a bit jarring, especially mid-chapter. That said, there aren't a ton of flashbacks, so it's not a huge problem.

9 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: Nothing to talk about here. There's nothing especially progressive or diverse about this story, but nothing glaringly offensive. (Obviously that's better than the political stuff being bad, but it does make it hard to fill a section...)

5 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: If you're looking for a fun, slightly dark story to devour this summer, give this book a read. I doubt I'll be the only one to fly through it. It's a great story about family, as well as a great tribute to the classic Hammer horror movies. Now, if you excuse me, this book has made me want to rewatch my favorites. (Horror of Dracula because I'm basic, and The Vampire Lovers because I'm gay.)

FINAL GRADE: 8 / 10


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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

BOOK REVIEW: My Plain Jane by The Lady Janies

NOTE: This book has not yet been released. I was given a free Advance Reading Copy by HarperCollins and Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review. This book will be released on June 26, 2018. If you would like to send me an ARC, please see this page.


TITLE: My Plain Jane

AUTHOR: Brodi Ashton, Cynthia Hand, Jodi Meadows (The Lady Janies)

GENRE: historical, paranormal

PLOT SUMMARY: Jane Eyre has left her oppressive boarding school to take on a job as a governess, teaching the child of the elusive and mysterious Mr. Rochester. But Jane has a secret: she can see ghosts. This ability has caught the attention of a society dedicated to capturing ghosts, who want Jane to come and work for them. Jane has no interest -- but her friend, Charlotte Bronte does. Charlotte manages to strike a deal with a worker for the society: if she can get Jane to work for them, she gets to work for them, too. But between Jane being in love with Rochester, and Rochester's own secrets, that may be easier said than done...

FIRST THOUGHTS: You may remember that last year, I posted a glowing review of My Lady Jane, a historical fantasy comedy written by the same team of authors. This isn't a sequel, per se, but it's a companion, and has the same general setup. Since I was just a big fan of the previous installment, I was thrilled to get an advance copy of this one. And yet... My Plain Jane just didn't do it for me. It's not that I think it's a bad book, and I can think of people that would like it, but compared to its predecessor, it didn't fulfill its full potential. At least, not in my opinion.

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: Okay, I feel like I should preface this whole review with a disclaimer. I have not read Jane Eyre! (Yes, I managed to get through multiple high-level English classes without being forced to read it. I do intend to read it eventually, I just... haven't gotten there yet.) However, the book was written in a way that even someone who didn't even know what Jane Eyre is could understand what was going on. And, credit where credit is due, I thought the authors did that very well. I think there were a couple references and jokes that went over my head, but the actual plot, nothing was lost. Unfortunately, the plot didn't feel very substantial. My main problem with it was that the Evil Plot that the villains were carrying out wasn't revealed until the last minute. While the "hidden agenda villain" thing can work, here it felt rushed and tacked-on, almost like an afterthought. There were also a lot of plot developments that felt really contrived. Sometimes that was supposed to be part of the joke, but, well... a lame plot point is still a lame plot point, and the jokes weren't funny enough to just shrug it off and move on. (For an example of funny plot contrivances done right, see the "forest of coincidence" scene in Galavant.) There were also a fair number of plot twists, but they all lacked the proper buildup, and just left me going, "...Really?" I think the authors were trying to make it so it wasn't a straight-up rehash of the original novel, but the end result was rather lacking and difficult to get into.

4 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: Nothing special, which is a real shame. I will admit that this is one place where never having read the original probably detracted from my experience a bit. Part of the fun of retellings is seeing how familiar characters are reimagined and changed. The characters as they were, however, weren't anything spectacular. (Nothing spectacularly bad, either, so that's good, at least.) I liked the way Charlotte was written, but I didn't care much for Jane. I think part of the problem was that Charlotte has such a strong and dynamic personality, so Jane, who's a bit of a shrinking violet, gets lost in the process. Not that there's anything wrong with having a shy and demure main character, but it can be hard to write well, especially when you put them next to someone more outgoing and forceful. The side characters were all pretty one-note, so not much to say there.

5 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: Okay, this was the real letdown. By far the best thing about My Lady Jane was the humor, especially in the narration. While this book had some of that, it just wasn't as funny. There were some witty asides here and there that made me chuckle, but it wasn't anything LOL-worthy. It also lacked the same "can't put it down"-ness of the first book. I basically skimmed the last half, just to finish it. I wanted to know how it ended, which is something, but overall, I just wasn't invested.

5 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: This is a rewrite of a novel from the 1800s; unsurprisingly, there are no POC or queer people to be seen. I personally don't think being set in a historical period is a good excuse for not having any diversity, but I'm also not very surprised. There's nothing glaringly offensive, though.

4 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: I can't help but wonder if I'd have liked this book more or less if I'd read Jane Eyre first. Jane Eyre is on my reading bucket list (which you can look at here, if you're curious), so I do plan to read it eventually. As a followup to My Lady Jane, however, this was a major disappointment. I won't let it turn me off from checking out any other books in the series, since they all stand alone, anyway, but as one of my most anticipated books of 2018, this was a huge letdown. Here's hoping the third installment picks up the pace again.

FINAL GRADE: 4 / 10


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Thursday, May 17, 2018

DNF: Those Other Women by Nicola Moriarty


TITLE: Those Other Women

AUTHOR: Nicola Moriarty

GENRE: contemporary

SUMMARY: Poppy's world is turned on its head when her husband dumps her... for her best friend. Things only get worse when Poppy finds out her ex-BFF is pregnant. See, Poppy doesn't want kids. Ever. And she's getting pretty sick of everyone judging her for it. Helped by her new BFF Annalise, Poppy starts up a Facebook group for the other never-gonna-be-moms of the area. At first, the rivalry between the moms and the not-moms is harmless and playful... but then, shit gets real.

HOW FAR I GOT: 62/308 pages

WHY I DIDN'T FINISH: While this book had its strong points -- I liked Poppy, and a lot of her interactions with Annalise were funny -- I just wasn't drawn into it. It was a disappointment, since the judgment placed on women who don't want kids is a struggle I know all too well. I was intrigued by the synopsis, but the book failed to grab me. After skimming the first five chapters, I decided to call it quits. I'm not saying I'll never finish this book -- I didn't get far, after all, so maybe I'll give it another go -- but right now? Nah. Not for me.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2018

BOOK REVIEW: One of Us is Lying by Karen M. McManus


TITLE: One of Us is Lying

AUTHOR: Karen M. McManus

GENRE: mystery

PLOT SUMMARY: Five students enter detention. Ten minutes later, one leaves in a body bag. The deceased Simon ran an app that spread malicious gossip about the students at his high school, so after his death is found to be a murder, suspicion turns to the four students in detention with him. Bronwyn, the geek, Addy, the princess, Nate, the criminal, and Cooper, the jock, couldn't be more different, and would never be friends under normal circumstances. But now that all four of them are being accused of killing their classmate, they're forced to band together to figure out who killed Simon... and are they being framed?

FIRST THOUGHTS: This book was a wild ride. I wasn't quite sure what to expect going in -- the summary was intriguing, so when my friend Annie told me she'd liked it, I decided to give it a go. The best way I can think of to describe the plot is Riverdale meets The Breakfast Club. It's fun, it's exciting, and it has an eclectic cast of characters to enjoy the ride with. The story had a very cinematic feel to it; it felt almost more like I was watching a movie or a TV show than reading a book. If someone's bought the adaptation rights, I haven't heard about it, but I hope somebody does soon. However, the book on its own is great, and one of the best mysteries I've read recently.

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: I thought the mystery in this book was awesome. It was one of the few YA mysteries I've read that genuinely kept me guessing all the way up until the reveal. When I did find out who killed Simon, I was shocked. I didn't think that the subplots were as good as the main plot, unfortunately. I think that's a side effect of having four viewpoint characters, each of whom has a secret -- things get real complicated, real quick, and things sometimes fall through the cracks. I also thought that the conclusion (specifically, the last chapter) was a bit of a letdown in comparison to the big twist that had come earlier. That said, the mystery was good enough that I still think it was worth my time.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: This book is very "Breakfast Club," in that each character is presented as a typical high school archetype, but then as the story goes on, we see other layers to them, and see them grow beyond the stereotype. While I liked some of the leads more than others, it was interesting to see all of them grow and mature and change. So while the characters in this book aren't always likable, they are always engaging. And they're definitely realistic. There are times when the main four act like idiots, or say things they shouldn't, or make dumb choices, but, well... ever met a teenager? Now, ever met a teenager who's under extreme stress, and is currently undergoing a traumatic event that will probably change their life forever, no matter how it pans out? Yyyyyeah. Even when I wanted to slap one of the main characters for being stupid, I always understood why they were being stupid. So I can forgive it.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: As mentioned above, this book had an incredibly cinematic feel. Just for the hell of it, I decided to challenge myself to get through it in one day, and I did. In fact, I got through most of it in just one sitting. I have no major complaints about the writing style, though I will say that having four viewpoint characters did feel a bit crowded at times, especially since each character narrated their own sections. While all the character voices felt unique, I did think that it would've been better to have one or two narrators instead of four -- they would've been better developed that way.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: Not bad, not bad at all. For the most part, this isn't a very political story, so the representation is almost entirely incidental. But that's not a bad thing in itself -- as I've said elsewhere on this blog, the idea that books need a "reason" to be diverse is nonsense. That's like saying people in real life need a reason to be gay, black, disabled, or whatever. So I was glad to see that this book wasn't entirely straight and white. That said, I have seen some criticism of how the twist was handled. I can't get too into detail without spoiling it, but I have seen some say that they think the way the book addressed the problem of male entitlement (specifically, white, straight male entitlement), is clumsy at best and outright problematic at worst. While I personally thought the way the book handled it was well-done, I won't tell you what to think. Everyone's free to draw their own conclusions.

7 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: This was a solid, easy-to-read, easy-to-enjoy mystery. If you're looking for something a little more daring than standard YA fare, I'd highly recommend it.  I think it'd make a great read for a long bus trip, or a book for when you're trying to get out of a reading slump. Judging from the reviews on Goodreads, reactions to this book and its ending are a tad... divisive, and I can sort of understand why, but I really liked it. No matter your personal opinion on it, I give this book a sold thumbs-up. It's a fun ride, with an ending you won't see coming.

FINAL GRADE: 7 / 10


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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Editing and Excuses

*shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a meme that's outdated by 4 years*

'Sup?

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This won't be a very long post -- this is mostly a life update, mainly to explain where the hell I've been for the past couple weeks. I've never tried to hold this blog to a tight schedule, since I know myself well enough to know that that wouldn't work. But I don't like that this place has been a ghost town recently. Let's change that!

So... the promised explanation.

Many of you know that I've written a book. I won't get too much into the plot, but if you know me personally, you've heard me talk your ear off about this thing anyway. I will, however, say that this book is my baby. I'm extremely proud of it, and I think that once it gets published (because it WILL, by God), people will read it.

I hope you all like it as much as I do.

Anyway, I've been shopping it around, and while I won't go into too much detail (don't wanna jinx it), someone has expressed interest! However, they asked me to make some edits to the manuscript before they gave me a definite "yes" or "no." So, that's where I've been the past two weeks -- editing my manuscript, trying to make it the best it can be. I've now sent it off to my good friend/Fearless Editor, Annie, who will tear it to shreds, and then send it back. Then, I'll do even more edits and send it back to Annie, and this process will repeat for as long as it takes for me to feel comfortable sending the manuscript back to the person who requested the edits in the first place.

I don't know how this'll pan out, but I'm really pleased with the edits I've made. Even if the person who expressed interest ultimately passes on the manuscript, it'll be worth it. The book's stronger now.

So, yeah. That's where I've been.

We will now return to your semi-regularly scheduled blog. Thanks for your patience.

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Monday, April 23, 2018

BOOK REVIEW: Mariam Sharma Hits the Road by Sheba Karim

NOTE: This book has not yet been released. I was given a free Advance Reading Copy by HarperCollins and Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review. This book will be released on June 5, 2018. If you would like to send me an ARC, please see this page.



TITLE: Mariam Sharma Hits the Road

AUTHOR: Sheba Karim

GENRE: contemporary

PLOT SUMMARY: The summer after Mariam's freshman year of college, disaster strikes when a photo of her best friend Ghaz modelling underwear appears on a Times Square billboard. Ghaz's ultra-conservative parents are furious, and keep her under lock and key. Mariam and their other best friend, Umar, quickly hatch a scheme to rescue Ghaz, and help her sneak out of her room in the middle of the night. The three friends then get in Umar's car and hit the road, hightailing it to Louisiana. Trekking through the American south, the three find themselves on an adventure of family, prejudice, the ghosts of the past, and drag queens.

FIRST THOUGHTS: This hasn't been the greatest month for me, reading-wise, which is making me sad, because so far, I've liked everything I've read this April. Mariam Sharma Hits the Road is no exception. This is a light, fun read, perfect for summer vacation. Although it tackles serious issues, this book is funny, heartwarming, and incredibly enjoyable. I wasn't sure what to expect going in, but I'm really glad I took the time to read it, and I think you will be, too.

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: So my biggest complaint is that this book doesn't have much, as far as plot goes. It's mostly just a series of random things happening -- much like a real road trip, now that I think of it. I know this is a common sentiment in other reviews, so I'm glad to know it wasn't just me. Now, don't get me wrong; the book handles the "random events plot" thing very well where a lot of other books don't. And, hey -- no romantic subplot! That's always a nice change! But if you're looking for a strong, plot-driven story, this may not be the right book for you. Now, if you're looking for a book with strong characters, on the other hand... see the next section.

5 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: By far this book's greatest strength is its characters. All three leads are so unique and realistic. They're all about my age, and let me just say that the way they're written is extremely accurate. I felt like I really knew these people, and if you're in college, you probably will, too. I especially loved the friendship they had with each other. A lot of the book is just them having various conversations, and honestly? That's all it needs to be. The conversations are that good. The side characters, unfortunately, are mostly pretty one-note, but it makes sense; most of them, the main three only meet for a couple hours at most. The major exception to this is Mariam's mom, who is amazing, and one of my favorite fictional parents lately. She reminded me a lot of my own mother, to be honest, and I really loved her and Mariam's relationship.

8 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: This is an extremely easy read. I got through most of it extremely quickly (despite how long it took to write this review...), and I know a lot of other people had the same experience. You're mostly reading conversations between Umar, Ghaz, and Mariam, mixed with Mariam's internal monologue, so most of the prose is light, breezy, and simple. Honestly, that's the way I like it -- I've never been one to read lengthy descriptions. (I have a short attention span. Sue me.)

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: YESSSSSS. This is one of the most political books I've read in awhile, though I wouldn't say the politics are the whole point of the story. All three of our main characters are Pakistani, Umar is Muslim and gay, Ghaz is an ex-Muslim who still faces Islamophobia, and Mariam is half-Indian. The discrimination the three face on a day-to-day basis is central to the story, and there are multiple discussions about it. This is also an extremely intersectionalist book -- the ways racism, Islamophobia, homophobia, and sexism are all intertwined are examined thoroughly. If you're looking for a beautifully diverse and honest story, this is the book for you.

10 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: This book is, in a word, fun. I'm glad it's coming out in the summer, because I think it'd make a great beach read. You could easily get through it in a couple hours, and it's a great ride, so seriously, check it out. It grapples with serious issues, but never in a way that gets depressing or difficult to get through. It's a bittersweet story, but the sweet is always greater than the bitter.

FINAL GRADE: 7 / 10


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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

BOOK REVIEW: The Land of Yesterday by K.A. Reynolds

NOTE: This book has not yet been released. I was given a free Advance Reading Copy by HarperCollins and Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review. This book will be released on July 31, 2018. If you would like to send me an ARC, please see this page.


TITLE: The Land of Yesterday

AUTHOR: K.A. Reynolds

GENRE: fantasy

PLOT SUMMARY: After Cecelia's little brother dies in a tragic accident, her entire life has been upended. Things only get worse when Cecelia's mother leaves for the Land of Yesterday, the forbidden realm where the dead go, to search for her son. The spirit that inhabits her family's home, Widdendream, blames Cecelia for everything horrible that has happened, and holds her father hostage until she can get her mother back. So, Cecelia sets off alone to the Land of Yesterday, determined to put her broken family back together.

FIRST THOUGHTS: First of all, I feel like I need to apologize approximately 1,000 times for taking SO DAMN LONG to write this review after reading! I thought this review would be a breeze, since I loved this book so much. But, obviously, that's not the way this worked out. But seriously -- this book was incredible. I don't know if it's going to be a series; it stands very well on its own, but the story of Cecelia and the Land of Yesterday has plenty more to offer. This is a magical, melancholy read, perfect for all ages.

THOUGHTS ON PLOT: When I read the description of this book's plot on Edelweiss, I just knew I had to have it. I love how it's slightly darker than most middle grade fiction, but not overly-so. The story mostly follows Cecelia's journey through the Land of Yesterday, but I took it to be, more than anything, a story about grief, and how we deal with loss. All of the Dahls (plus Widdendream) react differently to the loss of Cecelia's brother, and the consequences for dealing with grief badly are disastrous. I think this book could be a great way for kids, especially younger ones who don't really have a grasp on their emotions yet, to learn about and understand grief, especially the kind that comes after losing a loved one. I don't know if that was the author's intent, but that's what I took from it. Loss is a messy, complicated thing -- and it's something we all go through. It's great to see a book, especially one for children, that handles it so well.

8 / 10

THOUGHTS ON CHARACTERS: The two characters that stood out to me the most are our heroine, Cecelia, and our villain, Widdendream. Cecelia is a great lead; flawed, but endearing and deeply sympathetic. She came off as a very real kid to me, handling situations the way a real child might. I especially loved the way her reaction and handling of her brother's death is portrayed; you just want to go into the book and give the poor girl a hug. Widdendream, meanwhile, really surprised me. I thought right from the word "go" that the idea of a sentient house (or house spirit, same difference) was cool, and added a lot to the world the story took place in. When Widdendream becomes villainous, it's genuinely saddening, since it has such history with the family. And, without getting into spoilers, the last couple chapters added a lot to Widdendream's character. Even though it's the antagonist, and, ya know, a house, it's still strangely relatable, even though you know what it's doing is wrong. You know you have a gem of a book when a freaking house manages to get an emotional reaction out of your reader.

7 / 10

THOUGHTS ON WRITING STYLE: I've described this to my friends as "very Roald Dahl," which I don't think is a coincidence -- check Cecelia's last name. If I had to choose one word to describe the prose, I'd choose "whimsical." There are a lot of fanciful descriptions and turns of phrase, which for the most part were a delight to read. There were, however, sections where it was a bit overdone, sometimes to the point where I had to reread to know what was even going on. While it didn't detract from how much I enjoyed the story, it did make the reading experience less fluid, which is never good. However, while I know the Dahl-esque style isn't for everyone, I really liked it. If you also happen to like that sort of thing, you'll probably like this.

8 / 10

THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL STUFF: Not too much to talk about here, but I did really like that Cecelia is a WOC. Her exact ethnicity is unclear (and it's a fantasy world where countries as we know them don't even exist, which does make specifying race and ethnicity slightly complicated), but both the cover art and a few offhand lines made it clear (at least to me) that she's not white. There's not a whole lot of diversity in fantasy fiction, so it's always a breath of fresh air when an author averts that problem. I've already mentioned how much I liked the story's handling of grieving and mourning, so I won't go too into that.

7 / 10

FINAL THOUGHTS: If you're looking for a magical, wonderful read, add this book to your TBR pile. I've never read anything from K.A. Reynolds before, but I'll definitely be checking out the rest of her work now. I'd really love to see more from this world, but what we have is already so good, that if she chooses to leave it, I'd be okay with that. I can't wait for this book to come out -- I want to hear what everyone else thinks! So, seriously, go pre-order it. I'll wait.

FINAL GRADE: 7.5 / 10


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Friday, March 30, 2018

DNF: Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Córdova



TITLE: Labyrinth Lost

AUTHOR: Zoraida Córdova

GENRE: fantasy

SUMMARY: Alex is a bruja -- a magic-user -- and she's the most powerful in a generation. The only problem is, she hates magic. Desperate to rid herself of her gift, Alex tries to perform a cantos that would rid her of her power. Not only does it not work, it backfires, and her entire family vanishes into thin air. Forced to team up with someone she doesn't trust, Alex needs to learn how to control her gift, and rescue her family.

HOW FAR I GOT: 126/326 pages

WHY I DIDN'T FINISH: This is definite "It's not you... it's me" thing. I thought that the magic system was really cool, and I LOVED the fact that the entire cast is Latinx, and that the main character is bisexual. Diversity is fantasy that is SORELY needed. But, unfortunately, I just couldn't get into this book. I had trouble connecting to the characters, and I had to force myself to keep reading. So, while I'm glad a lot of other people enjoy this book, it's not my thing, and I will not be continuing on with the rest of the series.

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Thursday, March 22, 2018

TOP 5 WEDNESDAY: Favorite SFF in Other Media

Top 5 Wednesday is a Goodreads group that posts a weekly "top 5" list for book reviewers to tackle! If you'd like to join in, the group is HERE.

This week's topic was favorite science fiction and fantasy in other media!

This month's babbles crossover topic involves our favorite SFF outside of books (like movies, tv shows, games, anime, etc.).

I love sci-fi and fantasy, as anyone who's even glanced at this website can guess, so it was really hard for me to narrow this down to just five! Check the end of the list for my honorable mentions.

Also, yes, I know this is a day late. Better late than never?

5. Be More Chill (musical)


Yes, this was a book first, but I've never actually read it, and I'm told that the musical is extremely different, so fuck it, I'm counting it. The show follows Jeremy Heere, a high school outcast who obtains a SQUIP (Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor), a tiny computer that implants itself into his brain and teaches him how to be cool. However, things go awry when it becomes clear that the SQUIP has a mind and agenda of its own.

This is a weird, weird show, but it has some amazing musical, lovable characters, and some truly hilarious lines. If you're into theater at all, you probably already know about it, but if you don't, I urge you to check it out.

4. Undertale (video game)


This game is set in a world where two races once ruled the earth together: humans and monsters. One day, war broke out, and the humans were victorious, sealing the monsters underground with a spell. Many, many years later, a human child falls into the underground where the monsters are being kept, and must find their way back home. Where the story goes from there is entirely up to you -- if you've somehow dodged all spoilers about Undertale, I urge you to go in blind. Your choices affect the story greatly, and it's incredible to see where you end up.

I love Undertale, both for its plot, but also for its unique and complex characters, and the genuinely interesting questions and characters grapple with. The music is also amazing, and some of the content the fandom has produced is incredible. 

(And if you're one of those annoying people who makes fun of people for liking this game because it's "cringy" or whatever -- piss off and let me enjoy my game in peace.)

3. Gravity Falls (TV show)


Dipper and Mabel Pines have been shipped off to Gravity Falls, Oregon to spend the summer with their con artist great-uncle Stan, who runs a tourist trap full of fake monsters and magical artifacts. But when Dipper finds a mysterious journal in the woods, he finds that Gravity Falls is bursting with real monsters and magic, and he begins on a quest to discover all the secrets the town holds, with Mabel in tow.

Complete at two seasons and forty episodes, this is an amazing show that's perfect for bingewatching. There are no bad episodes; it's all great. And don't be put off because it's a kids' show -- it doesn't talk down to its audience, and has some darker moments that make you wonder if it wasn't written with the adults in mind.

2. Carmilla (webseries)


Laura Hollis is excited to be out in the world for the first time, moving away from home to attend Silas University. But there are some weird goings-on at Silas. An alchemy club, the occasional zombie uprising... and Laura's hot, obnoxious roommate, Carmilla Karnstein. (Did we mention Carmilla is a 300 year old vampire who may or may not be part of a cult?)

Yes, it's a modern adaptation of the classic vampire novella... WITH LESBIANS! (Actual lesbians instead of subtext!) What more could you want?

Seriously, if you're a WLW in 2018 and you haven't seen this show yet... what are you even doing?

1. The Good Place (TV show)



This quirky, charming comedy about the afterlife has quickly become my favorite show. Eleanor Shellstrop dies, and wakes up in The Good Place, a perfect utopia where she can have a soulmate, endless alcohol with no hangovers, perfect weather every single day, a party every night, and all the frozen yogurt she can eat. The problem? Eleanor actually wasn't a very nice person when she was alive -- the afterlife's system somehow glitched, sending her to The Good Place by mistake. Desperate to not be sent to The Bad Place, Eleanor enlists the help of Chidi, her so-called soulmate who was a moral philosophy professor when he was alive, asking him to teach her how to be a good person before she gets found out.

This show has its third season coming out this fall, and honestly, I can't wait. From the first episode, I was totally hooked, and I managed to get my mother addicted, too. Not only is the show hilarious, it creates an extremely interesting version of the afterlife, demons, and angels. It's on Netflix and Hulu, so seriously -- check it out. You won't regret it.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Death Note (anime), Star Trek (TV show), Howl's Moving Castle (movie), Ginger Snaps (movie), Jennifer's Body (movie), Spirited Away (movie), ParaNorman (movie), Firefly (TV show), Portal (video game)

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Saturday, March 17, 2018

SnarkNotes: The Faceless Ones by Derek Landy

SnarkNotes: noun. The sort of review Susie does for books that wouldn't mesh with her usual review format. Graphic novels, nonfiction, fiction she's read before, and fiction she simply doesn't have much to say about all fall under the SnarkNotes category. SnarkNotes are usually brief and snide in nature.

Today's SnarkNotes topic is... The Faceless Ones by Derek Landy!



WARNING: While this review is spoiler-free, it WILL contain spoilers for the first two books in the series. Proceed with caution.

GENRE

  • fantasy
  • comedy

SUMMARY

  • Valkyrie and Skulduggery have to deal with a new bad guy who's trying to resurrect the evil Faceless Ones
  • (again)
  • on top of that, Skul's been sacked from his job as the Sanctuary detective
  • and his replacement is a real prick
  • so not only do Val and Skul have to prevent the destruction of the world, they have to do it without government help.
  • and they have to deal with Fletcher Renn, an extremely obnoxious teenage boy that the villains want to use to bring back the Faceless Ones
  • great.
  • clearly, this won't go horrifically wrong at all.
  • nope.

PROS

  • honestly the villain in this book is really great
  • i can't talk too much about them but i've always really liked them
  • it's too bad they don't really show up again
  • CHINA BACKSTORY
  • also the scene where Tanith interacts with Val's mortal family? gold
  • and the scene where Kenspeckle is like "you should be treated like a child, because you are a child" and Val's like "you don't treat me like a child" and he says, "Of course I do. But you seem to have this ridiculous notion that being treated like a child means to be treated with less respect than an adult."
  • that entire scene is so underrated
  • so is Kenspeckle as a character, tbh

CONS

  • i honestly forgot how annoying Fletcher is in this book
  • (yeah, yeah, he gets better)
  • also, Remus fucking Crux
  • this fucking guy
  • tbh i found the explanation for why people don't like Teleporters to be kind of weak
  • "people don't like it when people can just pop in out of nowhere" YOU'RE TALKING???? TO???? A WALKING SKELETON????

OTHER NOTES

  • that ending
  • no
  • NOOOOOOOO
  • i'm gonna sue Derek Landy
  • also, just a sidenote: i'll be pausing my Skulduggery Pleasant reread long enough to read Labyrinth Lost
  • watch this blog for my review of Dark Days

RATING: 8/10

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